WAY-BETA BOY

I came into this world screaming, in the middle of the night. Delivered into the hands of Unconditional Love and Confusion. Discipline and Dogma were my Master and Nanny. My life has been one long escape and survival adventure. An unbroken chain of pitfalls and challenges. Some ludicrous, others insidious. I learned the price of Life by witnessing Death. I learned the futility of Death by observing Life. I learned about Law and Order from Badged Barbarians and Black-Robed Bastards. I found God in spite of religion. I found there is precious little Humanity in Civilization. I'd been born into a world of bad examples. I don't know if I'm clever, or just lucky, or both. I made it this far without growing up but I had lost my innocence.
The secret night is my faithful friend, my constant companion, my quiet confidante. The night that was my school. The night that spawned my hopes. The same night into which I made my escape from the Valley of the Dead. I plunged my thumb into the warm Summer interstate and made wrong turns until I got it right. I found myself by running away from everything else. A far left took me to the titanic grey Atlantic. From the Rocks of Romance, to the Point of Paranoia. A silver Greyhound took me South to the sun-soaked sands of Bigotry and Wealth. A Wild Goose led me Mid-West where I lost a heart and gained an unknown friend. I was Sisyphus nudging a colossal question mark up a mountainside.
The moon punched a perfect hole in that big black sky the night I wheeled a big beige Chevy into that uncertain darkness. I roared into that Wild Weird West like I suddenly had my dreams in sight. I rode the asphalt belt across the bread-basket of America. Through towns that looked like last nights party and landscapes scarred by yesterdays pillage, I chased a receding night. Across a sea of stones that grew into mighty mountains. I parted the silent, blinding desert, chasing a retreating Sun into tomorrow. I stayed two steps ahead of a haunting pain, escaping my past, hunting for a future. Only the Pacific could stop me now. That and the price of gasoline.
Reality pounded on my front door the very first day in the Land of Dreams, demanding the rent along with my undivided attention. I paid through the nose for this pretence of Paradise. It was a time and place of superlatives. I had left Purgatory to explore the outskirts of decency. I sank to a new plateau and I loved it. No ladder could reach the high I attained. I wallowed like a greased pig in the nightmare of the American Dream. I gave authority a run for its money. I know immeasurable pleasure because I understand the folly of caution. I know the price of exquisite pleasure is a four-fold count of pain. I committed the crime of keeping my eyes open. I committed the sin of opening my mouth. I questioned authority and heard it's resounding silence. I know now what intense pain is because I have seen unbelievable apathy. I believe reality is what one believes it is. Though my compassion is callussed, I have no tolerance for intolerance. I wear a carapace of comic cynicism and a helmet of humor. I do not need what I do not have. I want what I do not need. I carry the sword of sarcasm. I make a sound bigger than bullshit. I cut the crap with a flick of my wrist. My pen is my chainsaw. This machine kills Facists.

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Way Out West © 1993 Martin Scherer. E-mail: mscherer@tesserak.net