BORED STIFFS

by Alepheius Digitalis

I don't want the day to end each day, though I know it must if it is to start anew tomorrow. There are not enough hours in a day. Not enough days in a year. Not enough years in a lifetime. Not enough hands on the clock. Not enough time on my hands. This Earth orbits the Sun, which orbits another mass of stars inside a galaxy cluster spinning in space, slowly swirling about other galaxies. All in the grip of each others gravity. For us though, it is a short ride; a mere few hundred million miles, or so. At any rate, a trip spanning a human lifetime traveling the Universe on the Good Ship Earth doesn't take you very far. Besides we're all just traveling in circles, inside circles, inside circles.
I do not ponder the meaning of life. That question makes no sense to me. It's like asking me what is the meaning of a tree? It doesn't mean something as much as it is something. I think about what life is. It is a constant source of wonder to me that some combinations of chemicals and minerals are alive, others aren't. Some can get up and move around and some can't. All living things consume parts of their environment, must have some sort of rest or sleep, and they must reproduce. Not much more. Some are capable of building some ingenious housing and some show some signs of intelligence and even tribal organization but no animal could ever build a Chevy or a computer or start a fire or invent something like a church. It is what humans do with that three pound mass of gray matter that amazes me. There is a long history of Literature, Science and Art that has sprung from the minds of men. There have been astounding accomplishments in Science and Medicine. The physical, cultural and intellectual monuments in the wake of human civilization are astonishing.
Mortality is a must. If we all lived substantially longer the planet would quickly become overcrowded. Besides, we humans are more or less immortal compared to most other animals. The trouble seems to be that we all want to live longer but we don't know what to do with the time we already have. Either we're bored out of our minds because we don't know how to spend the free time we have, or we don't have enough hours in the day to get in time for ourselves because we spent all that time doing work for somebody else. ( So they could have more free time - that they don't know what to do with. ) It's not so much how long one lives as what one does with the time you have. We are risking the future at the expense of saving time.
The question comes to mind; With all other things being equal, what drives one person to dedicate their life to exploration and study, and another person to dedicate their life to becoming a bump on a log? What moves one person to be a Mother Theresa and another to be a Charlie Manson? Some people sit around designing kidney machines while others are working on a new kind of anti-personnel mine. On the other hand "all other things being equal" in no way reflects reality.
One could spend a lifetime exploring one square foot of ground. One square foot of anything. Take your pick. The closer you look, the more detail revealed. It would be almost infinite in it's detail, complexity and beauty. One could, that is, but should one? Though it may or may not be interesting, is it satisfying, or rewarding? Or is it another big fat waste of time?
There is, in our government, a group of well-paid, allegedly super-smart people who's job it is to figure out ways to make other governments not work. In fact they've figured out ways to make all kinds of things not work, not just governments. If we could only get them to quit working. Things are only going to get worse now that they have the power of computers at their disposal.
Some of us would like to spend all our time hugging trees and pushing whales back into the ocean. They'd like to "Save The Planet". If we really screw up the planet there will be plenty of wildlife left. There just won't be any civilized life left. It's not the planet we will be killing, it will be ourselves. We should spend more time tuning up our cars before we drive to that next anti-pollution protest. This planet can take care of herself and she can kick our collective ass any time she wants.
There is a lean toward fanaticism in our culture. People tend to go to extremes in whatever field their interests lie. It takes place not only in sports, music, religion and politics but in schools, television viewers and pet owners. A fanatic turns a good thing bad. A list of the worlds foremost fanatics can be found in "The Guiness Book of Records". It is no where near a complete list but it is amusing.
Our purpose in life, the ultimate purpose, for all living things is to reproduce. That's it, nothing fancy, our purpose is to replace ourselves. And, if we don't keep mixing up our genes we'll all die off too. Variety is a necessity for a species to survive, so much for the master race.
In the light of our ultimate purpose as a species, it is interesting to note that most of our advances in medicine and technology (tools), those things that prolong our lives and make life easier for us, have been by-products of our war industries; the things that shorten our lives and make life miserable.
It's hard to believe we grew from a tiny egg inside another person, to a full blown individual, just to spend our lives doing some of the stupid stuff we call careers.


Way Out West © 1993 Martin Scherer. E-mail: mscherer@tesserak.net