The Call of the Mall.
The Walled Mall. The Retail Fortress. The massive mall with trees in the
halls. A monument to Consumerism. I guess you could call it a theme park
for your wallet. There are unique boutiques and stores galore but wait there's
more. There's fake food for your brood, if you're in the mood. It's air-conditioned,
beat the heat. Bring your feet in off the street. The Marshmallow People
can be seen lumbering along, to the Muzak songs, in the gleaming mezzanine.
Various vases of towering flowers grace the spacious spaces. Sweet, clean
teens in jeans make the scene, preening and posing in clothing for possible
purchase. Moms & Pops dragging snotty, tag-along tots to the Toys of
Temptation Emporium. The can't-stop shoppers charge everything in sight!
Assail, a Sale! Urbane cowboys strut their duds and sop up suds while listening
to the Special Olympics of Music at the line-dance bar down at the mall.
Beer-bellies and belt buckles belly up to the bar to bend bought-bronze
elbows. Mousy misters with their spouses browsing the trousers by the discount
racks of hats. Slim women skim the shirts and skirts looking for a new look.
What the heck, write a check, anything to get those hands from 'round your
neck. Renta-Cops smirk and lurk about on the lookout for a lark. Banners
beckon bargain buyers, "Merchandise, just your size. Shop here now,
win a prize!" The shuffling, bored hordes haunt the sterile stores
searching for a purchase. Walkers stalking miles of aisles for a steal
of a deal.
The only way to arrive at this hive is to drive. Park your car but don't
walk too far. Once inside, your plastic passport to paradise will fill your
elastic parcel pouches with preposterous purchases which you can then transport
back to your bulging abode and place in your drastic refuse container. Thank
You, come again.
M.Scherer