Chickenstien

Hölzer's attempt at trumping his Octochicken with one with eight times as much breast meat. The result of this experiment was entirely and hideously unanticipated. Lügner quotes Hölzer, "No one must ever know!". This 'chicken' looked like a featherless, chicken-skinned hyena with eight mammalian breasts, the front 'paws' feminine human-like, and at the end of a long neck, a proportionally large head with what Lügner describes as "a stunningly beautiful human female's face". "Still, he says, "It clucks like a chicken". It also laid eggs with no shells.

Squash Boy

A success in the fact that it lived and was intelligent, but a failure in that it wasn't what was intended. The intent was to create a 'compact manual labor unit' for assembly line production. A nice little worker who couldn't wander off taking breaks and going to the bathroom. About 2 ft. long with a head about the size of a small child's, the 'Squash Boy' was quite intelligent and articulate. He began speaking at the age of six months. By the time he was 10 he had read every book in the Dr.'s library. He was quite mechanically inclined and very good with machinery. He lived a relatively happy life around the laboratory until his accidental death at the age of 24.

"Prince" (formerly known as "Dog")

Again Hölzer was met with utter defeat in this attempt at creating a super-smart canine. More freak than either dog or man, this creature, though a failure, was indeed very intelligent.
Despite being hairless and having short human arms for it's rear legs and tiny human legs for it's front legs, this 'dog' was capable of not only speech but had an IQ of 210! Lügner often overheard it, with it's magnificent speaking voice, chiding the doctor for his mistakes and explaining to him how things should've been done.
Prince's brain kept growing and his intellect with it. The reason this experiment was a failure is the fact that no highly intelligent form of life would ever agree to be somebody's dog. Besides, nobody who licks his own ass is going to be taken seriously.