Adam Shredder

This specimen, Adam, being name of the first in a series is aptly named. Having not much in the way of a digestive system, the shredder was designed to do just that - to reduce things to smaller bits of those things. Its' diamond coated titanium teeth were capable of chewing just about anything and it's Teflon and kevlar lined gastrointestinal system assured passage through it's system. However, this system required a vast quantity of material to be consumed because so little nourishment could be extracted by such a short digestive system. It had to eat 20 hours a day just to stay alive. It could, and would, eat anything and everything it could fit in it's mouth.

Bob Grinder

Bob, the second in this series, was not a successful experiment. This was a grinder with an attitude. A bad attitude. Insatiable and downright mean. Locked in his cell alone with his appetite, Bob ended up eating himself, or at least all the parts it could get into it's mouth.

Carl Shredder

Carl, a more docile specimen than Bob, was strictly vegetarian. Besides the mountains of mulch Carl provided, he also generated copious quantities of high octane methane. So much so that he could not be kept indoors. Carl was killed when the small barn he was housed in accumulated too much of this gas and exploded.

The Manguin

Designed as a disposal unit for the heads, tails and fish guts waste generated at fish processing plants, the menguin was truly a freak. This particular 'manguin', Chet, was a real character. These creatures could talk, and this one was a real wisecracking joker. A regular standup (waddling) comic.