Case #1

This unfortunate creature was the first manifestation of the Bixby-Hobson dysfunction. The two were experimenting with replacements for human body parts - internal and external. This reconstituted corpse was their platform for this research. Bixby wanted to take a biological approach, grafting and implanting animal parts. Hobson wanted to take a mechanical approach and use man-made prosthesis. The ended up with a thing that included both, but not by compromise. In addition, they had open and closed the body cavity so many times, they finally installed a zipper.
This illustration shows the specimen when the doctors couldn't agree on which brain to install. They installed both. They couldn't agree on a face so at last they simply installed a mask. The left arm is mechanical, the right is human down to the wrist where an octopus' tentacle was grafted. The right leg is mechanical from the knee to the ankle.
Many other variations were tried on this reanimated cadaver before it finally wore out.

Moto-Man I

This is the front end of a self-steering motorcycle. The bones in this bio-mechanical mutant are made of tungsten steel. The eyes can see in the dark. This model was designed to replace the front end on most major brands of motorcycles. Unfortunately, Moto-Man suffered from muscles fatigue on long rides, creating a very dangerous condition. Also, this 'device' was practically useless for off-road bikes. It just wasn't up to the punishment off-road bikes take.
The bike was hard to steer too because, since it was a self-steering bike, there were no handle bars, so when it came to a crossroad or a junction, the front of the bike had to ask the passenger which way he wanted to go (unless the bike knew from a previous ride. It had a good memory.). Unfortunately, often it was hard for the front of the bike to hear the passengers' answer to the question of direction over the vibrations of the bike running through it's skeleton and repeated verbal exchanges often took place before moving on.

Moto-Man II

A minimalist version of Moto-Man was more of an experimental toy. It was gravity-driven, essentially steering itself as it rolled downhill. Having no brakes, these things didn't last long for obvious reasons.

 

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