Cheval-Yoruki-Pinder

It has been said that an elephant is a horse designed by a committee. Dr. Henri Cheval, Dr. Suichi Yoruki and Dr. Richard Pinder comprise just such a committee. Unlike the Bixby-Hobson dysfunctionality, this team had superb communication and collaboration. Each of these scientists, however uniquely mad, was extremely skilled and confident. Besides their skill and success, what sets this team apart form the others is their motivation for their creations. They saw themselves as artists; sculptors in living flesh. Cheval, a Parisian surrealist, Yoruki, a Japanese minimalist and Pinder an American kineticist. The product of this orchestration of talents were some of the most viable, long-lived and unarguably the most surreal things that ever possessed what we know of as life. Dali and Piccaso might have loved these creations. Perhaps not. A painting is one thing but the real thing is a nightmare to behold.
The Cheval-Yoruki-Pinder collaboration produced no real useful life forms. The initial secret showings of the teams' 'artwork' so horrified those in attendance that it was decided that public showings were out of the question. More than one of the attendees at that initial exhibition was driven insane by the experience.